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Our main consulting strategy is to convince clients that we do stuff they can’t do themselves, and that we deserve lots of money for it. The best way to do this is to always look good, and always sound like we know something you don’t. Because we do.
Are you confused yet? Of course you are. And that’s just how we like it. Our marketing professionals are constantly coming up with new ways to make you feel inferior and stupid. Because you are. And we’re not. We’re new-age, eMoving, marketing consultants.[...]
We have lots of shiny espresso machines, and all of our new-age e-movers (that’s our cool way to say “consultants,” remember?) drive to work in VW Beetles. Appearance is everything to us, because we’ll get more of your money by looking cool than we will by doing quality work.
link: huhcorp.com
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